This Has to be A Game Changer Right?Posted: July 10, 2012
So today I was trolling around the internet looking for blogs n such to tear apart. You know, standard Bobcat activities, when I stumble upon newly dropped pics from ESPN’s annual The Body Issue. I soon discovered that the man himself, The Big Kahuna Jose Bautista was a featured athlete.
Now I’ve always remained pretty half mast for Joey Bats, ever since I witnessed him hit 54, 43 and (on pace for) 45 bombs in consecutive years. But after I witnessed his spread (hehe) I think I may be turning a little bit gay. This man is a pure sex panther, or at the very least uses the cologne, which as we all know works an astounding 97% of the time half the time. If you’re a self respecting straight man and this doesn’t make you at least even consider taking a walk on the brown side, then I have no faith in humanity.
Like I said. Game. Changer.
Now my only question is, does Joey Bats officially unseat Gabe “The Babe” Kapler as baseball’s biggest man crush? This is a close one but I think I have to go with the O.G. hunk G-Kaps. You decide though. And by the way this blog isn’t gay, I’m just cultured.