Bro-stache’ of the Week AwardPosted: July 31, 2012
In honor of my beautifully renamed blog, catch a glimpse of this little lip caterpillar. Oh my! If he doesn’t give not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, but 6 mustache rides per day on that bad mamma jamma, he’s not doing it right. Atta boy!
Wait no that’s just Seattle’s Bat Boy. Huh, what’s that? No, no I’m receiving word this guy does actually play for the Mariners.
Wow, I didn’t know we let his kind in the league. And no, I’m not referring to his race, creed, gender, sex, sexual preference, shoe size, small stature, or anything else distinctive about him. Here at Baseball Brospectus, we’re tolerant of others. I’m simply referring to his pencil stache’ growing abilities. One would think he could find great work in another industry, work that brings honor to his family. Perhaps working at a Dojo or something. I’d be tolerant of that. See, told you I was tolerant.